Life is but a dream
What do you call a one-storey pedal-powered boat? A bungalo.
And what do you call an inarticulate pedal-powered boat with a deep voice? A gruffalo.
What do you call a really impressive rowing boat? Oarsome.
What do you call a non-vegetarian rower? A meteor.
And news just in from Matthew Taylor in the Balearics: “When I have visited one 13th century tower in Majorca I have to visit another one. They are just so Moorish.”
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