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Are US government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters’ brains to melt down?

John Rentoul

gibber 269x300 Are US government microwave mind control tests causing TV presenters brains to melt down?I realise that the Daily Mail is now doing it on purpose, and that it did not have the conviction to put this in the print version of the newspaper, although the print headline, right, is a minor masterpiece in its own right. But the headline above is still a classic. Number 555 in the series.

Today’s bumper edition of the Mail also carries number 556:

Suddenly everyone wants to be friends with Carole Middleton … but is the pressure starting to tell?

I haven’t read the article, but am told that the gist of it confirms that this is indeed a Question to Which the Answer is No.

Thanks to Paul Goodman at Conservative Home.

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  • http://doctorhuw.wordpress.com/ doctorhuw

    They suddenly talked gibberish? I thought that was all they ever talked.

  • tumper

    Is this the best you can come up with John? It looks like it isn’t just TV presenters who are suffering from ‘brain meltdown’.

  • http://twitter.com/Broxted Ciaran Rehill

    John, just one question, I will make it easy for you. Did Blair preside over the greatest erosion of civil liberties in UK history?
    1. Yes.
    2. No.
    3. Dutch Antilles.

  • stonedwolf

    So, “Eagle Eye” is pretty much read the Mail Online?

    Who’d have thought a man who supported killing hundreds of thousands of brown people, all of them potential illegal immigrants, would read the Daily Mail?

    The only surprise is a liberal readership permit this man to print here.

  • Nick98989

    That’s complete rubbish and frabbous nezly gurwheendock.

  • AlanGiles

    “I haven’t read the article, but am told that the gist of it confirms that this is indeed a Question to Which the Answer is No.”

    Proof – if it were needed – of what a lightweight twerp Rentoul is.

    He claims to be a journalist but “hasn’t read the article”, but has “been told the gist of it”.

    That qualifies him to write yet another of his self-important blogs. Still, I suppose it will keep “Blair Supporter” and “Mr Justice” happy: the great man has spoken…..

  • EMaven

    Does this guy get paid for this??


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