Arnold Schwarzenegger, President of Europe?
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger about to take on Van Rompuy [right] to become President of Europe?
He’s Austrian, see? So he can’t be president of the United States. So it’s obvious, isn’t it? (Do not attempt to answer that question.)
Thanks to Matthew Barrett.
Meanwhile, we had a special dull QTWTAIN, number 593:
Thanks to Alan Beattie.Tagged in: headline
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