Could climate change turn humans into hobbits?

Number 901 in my long-running series of Questions To Which The Answer Is No (QTWTAIN), asked by my esteemed former colleague, Geoffrey Lean, at Telegraph Blogs.  First spotted by James Worron.

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Number 902, spotted by Gaby Hinsliff, was a strapline on the Daily Mail front page on Thursday:

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• Dan Smith

  That explains my hairy feet and out of control smoking habits then.

• Gary S

  I saw my wife reading this article and thought of you…
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2263066/Nicola-spent-40-000-failed-IVF-got-pregnant-naturally-So-victim-cruel-con.html

• Gary S

  Though even relatively reputable scientific publications are clearly not immune

  http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn23060-has-global-warming-ground-to-a-halt.html