Would YOU get a company tattoo in return for a payrise?
General Boles seems to think that the answer is yes, and he has the photographic evidence to prove it (right).
Yes, it’s a long story. The David Bowie album covers theme got a little silly on Twitter. General Boles is amazingly good at this stuff.
Number 945, asked by the same newspaper:
Can’t they just paint her as she really is for once?
(It’s the Queen, if you are boycotting the Mail website.)
Number 946, asked by the BBC:
Can birdsong make you open a bank account?
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