The Gutter Sniper: The Ugliest Dress in the History Of Musical Entertainment , mark II
Pens at the ready
Leona Lewis fans - it's time to write some serious hate mail because today marks the official return of The Ugliest Dress In the History Of Musical Entertainment.
Not satisfied simply with hi-jacking a minor awards show, said dress appears determined to launch itself upon the innocent public. Indeed Ms Lewis' purple spectacular could soon be yours: she's selling it - or rather, she's giving it away (and who can blame her?). But it's for charity - proof, here, that even the worst things can be turned into a force for good.
So! Thinking of buying it? Check out the details, after the jump:
- It's made from more than 55 meters of (purple, glittery) taffeta and tulle. Which will, you can rest assured, help you blend in nicely at any 80s-themed cocktail party you happen to attend.
- It's a one off designed by Roberto Cavalli himself (himself!) and took - wait for it - more than 50 hours of nonstop work. Fifty hours! Of work! Non-stop! Can you even imagine? That's almost an hour for every meter of tulle.
- It's for Sport Relief (A factor which seems ever so slightly...odd. Or is it just us?)
- It's on e-bay (again, odd?)
- It's £20 p&p.... oh yeah and the starting bid is 3,000.
Wallets at the ready then!
You need to get over yourself. You're the only person I've seen not like the dress so your opinion is clearly in the minority. Making ridiculous overstatements like "ugliest dress in the history" just further makes you look stupid. I seriously hope nobody reads your joke of a "blog", you might want to learn how to write. :)
Posted by: Lianna | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 12:31 AM
Lianna, you're a joke. If you can't take the heat go write a blog yourself. I'm sure Your cheap digs and frankly incomprehensible love of what is, at the end of the day, a sartorial nightmare of VB-like proportions would make fantastic light lunchtime reading for...well, other eedjets like yourself.
PS tenner bet you're reading this in tracksuit bottoms.
Posted by: Give me a break | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 01:01 AM
"You're the only person I've seen not like the dress so your opinion is clearly in the minority"
Is this because:
a) You crazy kids only ever venture outdoors for Leona Lewis' Fan Forum conventions?
b) You have been brainwashed by the notorious 'Bleeding Love Cult' - a neo-Nazi terrorist cell widely considered more of a threat to the sound of mind than Scientologists?
c) A beam of light from Simon Cowell's behind reflected off a sequin, leaving you partially sighted?
d) You are 4-years old and discussed the matter at a fairy-themed birthday party?
e) You went into a coma in 1987 and have only just woke up?
e) All of the above....
Posted by: Dean Moriarty | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 01:28 AM
this dress is the hottest thing ever and if u hate it that much dont look at it ...but speaking for everyone else...the dress looked great and i would love to have it!
Posted by: Emma | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 06:49 AM
Well, Emma, you can. What a thrill.
Posted by: The Gutter Sniper | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 10:39 AM
Gutter Sniper strikes again! Genius
Posted by: Steve K | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 01:26 PM
Steve K strikes again! Unintelligence
Posted by: Eamonn | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 06:02 PM
Eamon's lacking wit! Tosser
Posted by: Steve K | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 08:59 PM
looks like she's havin a crap in it and it could end up as curtsins for the BBC
Posted by: bognor regis | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 09:17 PM
curtains...or maybe a tablecloth for a banquet
Posted by: bognor regis | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 09:18 PM
Your 'comeback' has failed miserably :)
Posted by: Eamonn | Friday, 14 March 2008 at 09:29 PM
LOL, this is the funniest thing ever, all this drama over a dress! My girlfriend would like it- its hardly the ugliest dress ive seen anyway.
Posted by: dena | Saturday, 15 March 2008 at 12:36 AM
I dont object to the "Ugliest dress" comment so much, as everyone has a right to their own opinion and each has their own taste in style, but I DO OBJECT to the urging of HATE MAIL of any sort for any reason, THAT IS RIDICULOUS and shows great Immaturity on your part, is that what you teach your kids if you have any- to display HATE towards anything they dont agree with ? What an example you are to humanity!! A huge Shame!!! I feel sorry for someone like you who has such a mentality to encourage Hate in any form.
Posted by: summer | Saturday, 15 March 2008 at 10:31 AM
I think that if you'd actually followed the suggested link before BEING SO OUTRAGED BY IT ALL, you'd have noticed that the Gutter Sniper's comments regarding hate mail were in fact a reference to the last time she blogged about the dress, not hoping more crazy mofo's vent their spleen!
Posted by: John | Monday, 17 March 2008 at 12:58 PM
lolzz...really this is the funniest thing ever, all this drama over a dress!really very funny but interesting... thanks for making me smile....
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