And so, and so: to the latest instalment of what can only be described as Sarah Harding's personal campaign to secure herself residency on the cover of OK!.
Recent months have seen the singer and her much-flaunted beau Tom Crane voyage to Paris, Mauritius and Norway in search of fabulousness - all while deigning to share such scintillating details of their personal life as their favourite television show and how much they fancy each other. It's too delicious!
But it's this week's edition that carries the interview we've all been waiting for: the couple at home, lolling photogenically amid purple cushions and plates of dessert, discussing the gritty reality of DIY and communal catering.
Of course the question on everyone's minds is does this spell a conclusion of the couple's campaign? The staff of Independent House certainly hopes not!
They have, the reader is breathlessly informed, just finished renovating their "fabulous dream home" and Sarah is all of a flutter. Despite the odd piece of building apparatus (see? They're just like us!) OK! is still genuinely taken aback at just how "stunning" Sarah's new "pad" is. As, of course, are we.
But not as much as we are by what follows. Yes indeed OK! has secured a veritable treasure chest of journalistic gems here, with juicy revelation after juicy revelation leaving us in no doubt that Sarah and her "Superstar DJ" have well and truly earned their appearance fee. (Much as we'd like to speculate wildly as to the amount, our lawyers assure us it's not a good idea)
Among our favourite revelations: The couple have had building problems (tsk); the Girls Aloud girls aren't competitive over home decorating skills (though OK! can't speak for Cashley and Crane); Tom's messy (the little rascal!); Sarah's messier (crumbs in the bedroom! Bless); they have two cats (but only one ugly one); oh, and they drink champagne in bed.
As we said, an appearance fee well-spent. Let us pray for many, many more instalments.
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