The Gutter Sniper: The week in tabloids
- Mel and Britney went on holiday.
- Angelina confirmed her twins.
- Cherie courted controversy.
- Princess Bea impressed (the Mail).
- Blake incarcerated voiced his fears.
- Hugh Grant cashed in.
- Sean Penn lit up.
- Suri Cruise learned to dance.
- Billie got a body double.
- Lilly Allen drank too much.
- Owen (possibly) proposed to Kate.
- Jenna Bush got married (looking lovely).
- Jen & John got hot & heavy.
- Lindsay Lohan got belligerent.
- Katie and Peter planned to move.
- Gwyneth discussed adoption.
- Tom & Katie babysat.
- Liz Hurley cancelled.
- Neverland was saved!
- Beyonce's bump was discussed
- Amy Winehouse forgot her friend.
- Pete Doherty, uh, "let the cat out the bag".
- Ellen and Portia got engaged.
... Chanelle didn't.
- Gary Glitter was banned.
- Drew Barrymore got run over.
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