Seems to me, though, that the internet's wisdom of the crowd technology is being under-utilised here. Rather than worrying about what her guests fancy to nibble on after the ceremony, my advice to brides-to-be is to use the internet's democratic tools to poll potential guests about the advisability of the marriage. That way, friends and relatives of the bride can give the (anonymous) thumbs up or down about whether the marriage should take place in the first place.

This divorce-killing site should be called "iDon't". It's a great business opportunity for a clever entrepreneur who wants to simultaneously make money and do social good. And it shouldn't be limited only to brides. Grooms, too, should have the opportunity to poll their friends and family on the suitability of their proposed marriage.