21st century men have rough deal.
They say: "Trapped in the Reebok canyon between The Vagina Monologues and Brokeback Mountain," he writes, "many men are afraid to even stand close to other guys, paranoid of looking gay just when they most need to give each other a helping hand."
We say: Oh, how our heart bleeds.

Kate Moss still feels like a teenager.
They say: "As Moss says, when asked if she's varied the way she dressed as she's got older: 'Ha! No!' She pauses. Then she laughs. 'I still think I'm 17.'"
We say: My, what a scoop. 

Lord Levy has his doubts.
They say: "I never met Gordon once during that time, but if you were the leader - and Gordon was leading the campaign - surely you would be sitting discussing what was going on."
We say: Coming from a man famed for deception...

Beer cures fear.
They say: "Two pints is enough to remove your sense of fear. But is that a good thing?"
We say: Yup.

All we want is to get married.
They say: "Ask any soul-baring 40-year-old single heterosexual woman what she most longs for in life and she probably won't tell you it's a better career, a smaller waistline or a bigger apartment. Most likely, she will say that what she really wants is a husband."
We say: Really?

Kim Cattral hates being out of work.
They say: "My job came to an end, and it was awful to say goodbye to such a great character. As far as I was concerned, I was sacked. It was the end."
We say: Thank heavens for the film.

Keith Allen prefers girls.
They say: "I love having a famous daughter - it takes the strain off me. It's much easier being a father to girls. Boys are just horrible."
We say: Too true, too true.

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