- Miley Cyrus regretted showing her back (but not her bra).
- Kate Moss moved in her man.
- Paul McCartney got literary.
- David Bowie's daughter got into Hilary Duff.
- A Hendrix sex tape may have been found.
- But a Monroe one hasn't.
- Mariah Carey got engaged.
- Madonna humped Justin
- ...and offended the Daily Mail.
- Jennifer Aniston and John Mayor dated.
- The stars turned up to Coachella.
- But not all were allowed to drink.
- Amy was accused of cheating (twice).
- But still defended her marriage.
- Britney returned.
- Pamela Anderson got citizenship.
- Guy Ritchie got domestic.
- Halle Berry showed off.
- John Travolta debuted a new look.
- Liz Hurley revived an old one.
- Girls Aloud made a quick buck.
- Kate Moss got in trouble.
- Cher spoke out about her Tom Cruise fling.
- Uma Thurman went to court.
- Lily Allen turned 23...
- While David Beckham turned 33.
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South Africa V New Zealand May 30 - June 2. Wantage Road, Northampton.
Congratulations are due To Northamptonshire C.C.C. for becoming the latest county to secure Test Match venue status. This will be a prodigious occasion and although only a four day Test, a major boost for the County and the town itself. I'm sure it'll be well publicised and be a significant earner for the club. Selection rumours emanating from the S.A. camp suggest the possible inclusion of three Kolpak playes in the form of Peters, Sales and White. I'm sure this will upset the public back home, who are so keen to see locally encouraged and developed players given a fair chance to express themselves on a bigger stage (sic). But hey, they'll find jobs in finance and play at weekends instead, so that'll be fine.
Yours in sport,
I.N. Holmes
Posted by: Ian Holmes | Sunday, 04 May 2008 at 02:07 PM
Hm. Took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted by: The Gutter Sniper | Monday, 05 May 2008 at 10:12 PM