By Catherine Townsend

While the rest of the world focuses on the Vice Presidential debate, Hustler Video is planning a Sarah Palin-themed porn video, just in time for the elections. Fleshbot weighs in on some other politically-themed porn, including "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" (about the disgraced former New York governor). Radar posted a copy of the script online, but Hustler is claiming that it's fake and it looks like an obvious joke.

Too bad, because it's hilarious - the first scene features Palin seducing "Joe", the tanning-bed repairman whose snowmobile broke down with comments like, "You are in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling."

Porn is meant to be a silly caricature of the people in question, but I suppose when the person in question acts like a cartoon character and comes out with lines sillier than those in any porno, the producers have to go the extra mile to make the dialogue funny. I'll look forward to reviewing the DVD at a later date.