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Monday, 10 November 2008

A Nice Green Leaf: Place your bets on the English summer now

AilliumBy Emma Townshend

Pretty appropriately for two of the rainiest weeks I can remember (in a fairly rainy year), tickets for next year's RHS Flower shows just went on sale. Chelsea was actually pretty good weather-wise this year, but in my mind Hampton Court 2008 will forever intertwine fond images of the Porsche garden demonstrating its superior run-off and Richard Reynolds's Guerilla effort with memories of the Independent's Cleve West looking a bit like a drowned rat. (A nice drowned rat! A nice one!)

I don't know what it is about flower shows that seem to suck the bad weather from out of the skies and onto our heads, but there certainly is a statistically significant correlation. People planning weddings for next summer should just avoid RHS flower show dates and they'd practically be guaranteed sunshine.

However there are those of us who will go out to Chelsea in our waders if necessary, brightly protesting "just a spot of rain!" even when it's leaking through the top of the marquee and flooding the delphinium display. For these hardy souls, you could hardly pick a better Christmas present than flower show tickets ordered, done and dusted right now. I know a lot of people swear by the most expensive tickets, allowing you access at 8am, but actually I think in 2009 I might be plumping for an evening visit, when most people have gone home. It also allows you to experience increasing calm during your two and a half hour slot as more and more visitors leave. Most important of all, it's the cheapest ticket available: check out last year's pricing for a rough idea of what's on the cards; this year the least expensive option is £13.50 on Wednesday evening, for which you'd need an RHS membership number to book.

Then you can spend the thirty-five pounds you've saved (each! Simply by not arriving at 8am!) on a slap-up dinner. Or, a posh new umbrella.

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What's an English summer?

Malvern Spring Show was sunny and glorious. Book now 7-10 May 2009. Joe Swift will dive from 45 feet into a vat of eelworms. **

(** the management reserve the right to change the exact nature of any entertainment offered right up until the last minute - it might be leopard slugs, or not.**)

Oh no, couldn't face leopard slugs - their sex lives are just too weird...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VtD5dxTcXm4

See James A-S can afford to make wild promises because I know for a fact he already has a nice posh umbrella.
And rather tasty rainwear as well.
And a hat.
I'm not sure I believe him about the eelworms though. I think that is just his phantasy talking.

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