Today's the day! Britain's first post-Blair politician will most likely be elected as Mayor of London. Boris Johnson. Post-Blair being even more informal, even more careless, even less interested in policy, even more self-ironic. For those like me just able to recall the age of Wilson and Heath, such a figure as Boris is scarcely credible. I will, though be making him my second preference after the very sensible Brian Paddick, simply because Ken Livingstone's congestion charge has cost me so much money. I don't mind the e £8 charge, it's the fines and the ever increasing cost and scope of the scheme that frighten me. Everyone in London knows that its a tax on absent mindedness as much as anything - £60 if you just forget an day the next day. There's a lot of people in London who feel like me, and it should be a warning to councils across the land about how to lose public goodwill. Send people a bill and give them a month to pay, just like any other utility or tax demand.

Denied an election to remove Bunter Brown from power, voters are going to kick his toadying factotum to kingdom come. And for endorsing the slaying of Jean de Menezes, Livingstone will have deserved it entirely.
Posted by: Neil McGowan | Thursday, 01 May 2008 at 01:19 PM
Britain has been run by opportunistic clowns for far too long to have any effective change now--so Boris might as well run clown city and amaze Londoners with his rotating dicky bow tie. BTW the "Last Nazis" Blog hit the buffers rathers swiftly--did it touch a post modernist chord?
Posted by: Diogenes | Thursday, 01 May 2008 at 07:06 PM
If we are obliged to live in a country ruled by the third party with an electoral mandate of less than 25%, then - having acknowledged that our democratic system is a joke -we have every right to be amused by Boris. Furthermore, he is no doubt just as capable of wielding an £11 billion budget as any other of our leaders, most of whom are so po-faced as to drive us back to 'Beano' for some light relief.
Posted by: john problem | Friday, 02 May 2008 at 08:01 AM