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Saturday, 28 June 2008

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Chris Payne

My current unfavourite is "on the planet" as an alternative to "in the world". Especially when it it used loosely and meanınglessly for somethıng obvious which we know anyway such as e.g. " the Amazon raın forest is the largest area of rain forest ON THE PLANET".

Users of this redundant phrase - please stop.

Neenee

'Almost unimaginable' usually followed by 'horror' or 'scene' - used about earthquakes, tsunamis, wars etc, which are all usually 'incredible' too: all of which I can imagine very well actually, and can also believe that they happened too, seeing as they're happened rather a lot in history. Is my imagination and credulity therefore unimaginable and incredible? Am I not 'part of the team' or 'reflecting the diversity' of modern society? But where is 'the elephant in the room' and was it 'tasked with' these unimaginable, incredible horrors which 'impacted' on the planet? (BBC and Ch 4 news please take note)

Elf

'I hear what you say, but...' Translation: you are talking complete rubbish.

dirty european socialist

The ones I hate are.
1. "NWO"
2. Euroskeptics claiming churchill was against european integration when he was for it.
3. People saying Hitler wanted an EU when he specifically told NAZIs to stop formulating such ideas.
4. People who claim the NAZIs were socialists when they were right w in reality. Because they executed the left wing of the party in night of the long knives.
5. People who claim Cromwell was as bad as Hitler. When he was the guy who allowed jews back.
6. People who claim the queen has never done anything wrong when in reality if you look it up you will find she is not the nice nice guy the media pretend.
7. People who say the BNP are for the working class when it is always snooty nosed nazi tories who vote for them.

Tommy Judd

"Events, dear boy, events"

NKH

"... is a potential environmental disaster"

A phrase which manages to be both alarmist and meaningless at the same time since practically everything has the "potential" to become a disaster.

Rob dePlume

Anyone who is said to "go on a journey" without carrying out any actual, physical relocation from A to B, "my journey" now being the commonplace, lazy substitution for "formative experience" and such.

Euthanasia also highly recommended for those responsible for such aberrations as "It's a learning curve" and "It's a wow factor"!

Oh, and: "networking".

Flotsam

I think it was a couple of days after the Sept 11th attacks that I first recall hearing the following:

1. Everything changed on September 11th.

2. Nothing will be the same again.

3. The world will never be the same.

Within a week they had become shorthand for slapdash and clichéd journalism. If I see them now I stop reading because the writer obviously has nothing new to say.

Sin tax

Everyone being 'iconic' and a 'genius', even if they're a minor figure.

'Raising awareness', 'celebrating diversity', 'best practice' (which isn't of course) , being 'inclusive', or the dreaded nebulous C word 'community', 'vibrant', 'multicultural', 'hearts and minds', 'celebrity', 'makeover', 'lifestyle',
'middle-class' which now supposedly means anyone at all who is not in prison or on the streets, no matter how common and vulgar and uncultured they are.

Any meaningless abstract noun basically, which can mean anything to anyone (and also that awful adverb 'basically'!!!). The worst by far is 'RESPECT' - the meaning of which has been altered from that of earned regard to automatic 'respect' for anyone with a gun or a knife (I think the african-american pimp drug-dealer meaning has now replaced the old British one).

I would advise anyone working in a field where managers ('manager' is another meaningless word now) use such trite meaningless parroted drivel vocabulary to start playing 'bullshit bingo' in meetings - see how many of the expressions your gormless manager uses! Have fun! The winner gets nothing at all!

boonery

going forward
a forward policy (this a recent linguistic innovation by Milliband; lord only knows what it means)
a big ask
robust
not fit for purpose
learn from this experience (learn nothing from this experience)
consult (don't listen)
open a national debate (and then do exactly as we always intended)

Jim McDougall

1.All Commons Committees are either (1) powerful or(2) influential

2. All left wing Labour MPs are invariably "veteran".

3. Tributes always "pour in".

irish rover

1. People's Princess - Sorry but not for this person

2. What's up?

3. Can you spare some change?

Cousin Jack

'At the end of the day' - finally
'at this point in time' - now
'closure'as in 'he/she needs closure' - what on earth does this pseudo-psychological babble actually mean?

Neil Reddin

Oh dear, Dirty European Socialist is going to send me off topic:

"2. Euroskeptics claiming churchill was against european integration when he was for it."

I'm a Eurosceptic and never argue such a thing. What Churchill favoured was continental European integration. For instance "If Britain must choose between Europe and the open sea, she must always choose the open sea."

"4. People who claim the NAZIs were socialists when they were right w in reality. Because they executed the left wing of the party in night of the long knives."

So? We all know the Left's favourite pastime is fighting (and occasionally killing) each other. Nazis were nationalist and socialist - it is perfectly possible to be both, the political spectrum is not one-dimensional.

"7. People who say the BNP are for the working class when it is always snooty nosed nazi tories who vote for them."
Errr, check any electoral contest in recent years - you'll find its mainly in the working class Labour areas that the BNP are finding their support. I hardly think Barking and Dagenham is full of snooty nosed Nazi Tories.

PoliticalHackUK

And while we're at it, let's cease and desist from referring to 'hard-working families'

Reply to Reddin

No Neil Reddin you are utterly wrong;
1. The NAZIs were not left wing Hitler on the orders of big business executed the left wing of the party. This is GCSE level.
2. Churchill expressely supported european integration.
In 1946 he said
"We must build a kind of United States of Europe. (...) The first step in the recreation of the European Family must be a partnership between France and Germany."
3. The right wing governments in the 19th century and 20th century of Belgium, China, the British empire, the Dutch and the Japanese were right wing and they did as many murders as the Communist governments.

politics_student

'i have acted within the rules'

OR

literally anything harriet harman has ever said, ever.

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