Yes, reader, we are nearly at the end. Progress is coming to an end. The Questions To Which The Answer Is No series is inching towards number 1,000.
As befits the solemnity of the time, the inner cabinet of the ruling executive has become more selective in choosing headlines to take their place in the pantheon. [...]
I have a Top 10 Questions To Which The Answer Is No in The Independent on Sunday magazine today, collating some of the best featured on this blog over the past year.
My favourite, in the Painfully Right-On category:
Are we literally starving students into submission?
Asked by Barbara Ellen in The Observer in November last year.
As my [...]
Outstanding Question To Which The Answer Is No in the Brentwood Gazette. Number 989 in the Series That Will Never End (although I’m stopping when I get to 1,000).
In what way does it look like David Bowie? It’s got four legs? It’s got someone’s hand on its face? It’s humming “Cygnet Committee”? One correspondent has [...]
World-class Question To Which The Answer Is No asked by Sean Thomas at the Telegraph, even if the Committee staff have recorded the suspicion that he may have been trying too hard.
It’s number 986 in the long-running series. First spotted by James Farrar.
While I was away, we also had number 985:
Has telepathy finally been weaponised?
Seasonal Question To Which The Answer Is No, asked by The Guardian, taking us up to number 979 in my series.
Thanks to Tom Chivers, who saw it first.
The Twitter account for LIFE magazine asked number 980, of this photograph (right, Getty):
Is this the greatest photo ever made of how politics really works?
I mean, it is [...]
Every time I think, Hasn’t this Questions To Which The Answer Is No thing run its course? it turns out that the answer is what you think it might be. The above is a pretty special addition to the series, at number 974, asked by a poster on Elite Trader.
Thanks to Lee ‘Budgie’ Barnett and Michael Moran.
Paul Kenny of the GMB (pictured) has put his finger on the problem. Ed Miliband’s plan boils down to asking trade union members if they want to be affiliated members of the Labour Party. That is, in Latin, a num question, a question expecting the answer no.
Photograph: Martin Argles for the Guardian
Number 970 in my series of Questions To Which The Answer Is No, asked on the front page of the Daily Mail yesterday. Thanks to James Irwin.
Number 971 was an interesting one asked by ITV News:
Will this new website bring an end to postcodes?
Thanks to Aaron Bell.
Number 972 was asked by The Guardian:
Time for an ‘atheist [...]
Another push to get to number 1,000 in my series of Questions To Which The Answer Is No. Number 966 is asked by The Economist, unexpectedly, but it can be only a matter of time before it is detected by the Automatic QTWTAIN Generator at the Daily Mail and recycled.
Number 966 (pictured) was asked by [...]
Number 964 in my series of Questions To Which The Answer Is No, generated by the Automatic Headline Generator at Northcliffe House. Extra marks were awarded by the judges for the picture (from the Manchester Evening News) of a curator peering hopefully through the glass, waiting to see if the statuette would move.
Marks were also [...]
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