Tick Bite prevention week
Our bulldog Matilda has been suffering from loose bowels this week, a direct result from devouring duck poo in Regents Park. She is a scavenger and once off the lead, out of sight, will vacuum up whatever her jowels come across. Remember the case last summer of the abandoned hash cakes in a bin in Hyde Park? When she was stoned for a day due to some picnicker’s complete irresponsibility.
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